There’s a lot of shit sex memes out there but you’ll be glad to know I’ve trawled through thousands of them to find the funny ones. These aren’t sexist or offensive, they’re just good fun.
[Undoes GFs bra for the first time.]
GF: Wow have you been practicing?
Me: Don’t be ridiculous
[Me and dog exchange glances]
Her: Do you like kinky stuff?
Shower sex: expectation versus reality
When he tells you it’s taco Tuesday.
Then he tells you to take your panties off.
Scrolls past kink I’m not into.
Scrolls back up to make sure.
My husband when he helps me unpack the groceries
“I’d rather not dwell on the details, just tell the paramedics I’ve become entangled in a domestic appliance.””I’d rather not dwell on the details, just tell the paramedics I’ve become entangled in a domestic appliance.”
Every Picture Tells A Story
Wanna come over and eat what my mom made?
What’d she make?
Me
If her legs aren’t shaking when you are done, you’re not done.
Bright Desire Memes is a relatively SFW Twitter account with a bunch of fun sex memes to enjoy. Although now Twitter is nearly dead… who knows what comes next.
