We love sexy memes and now that it’s the festive season here’s a collection of naughty sexy Christmas memes to give you a giggle. Happy Holidays!

When the scissors glide through the wrapping paper: Meg Ryan orgasm face

I’ll have what she’s having.

Maybe using "Let It Snow" wrapping paper wasn't the best idea: It reads "Tits Now"

I think it’s a very reasonable request.

Nice tree dad. Are you going to put it up yourself. No I will put it up in the living room.

People trying to watch porn. Christmas themed porn (a disaster in the living room)

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Reindeers getting funky this Christmas: toy reindeers mounting a pink unicorn

Can I just say that it would be very cool if Santa had unicorns pulling the sleigh.

Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person every for Christmas. I woke up in a box.

Clicks fingers. Lick, ssss.

She wondered if being good at being naughty counted?

I am SO good at being naughty I should be up for a LOT of presents.

Why you don't put Christmas lights on palm trees (they look like penises)

An oldie but a goodie.

Turn around again baby, you know I like to check everything twice. Santa admiring Mrs Claus as she models lingerie
Sssh. Santa is watching you, so undress nice and slow coz that's how he likes it. Sexy guy wearing a Santa hat

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